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Don't Stare Too Long, I Charge for Fantasies

Don't Stare Too Long, I Charge for Fantasies

CUSTOM BUILT FOR YOUR CREW

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A bold all-over-print tee that brings neon-night motorcycle culture to life. Glossy purples and chrome highlights shimmer across a lightweight polyester canvas, featuring a detailed cruiser parked against a lit city skyline and the cheeky line, “Don’t stare too long. I charge for fantasies.” It wears like a second skin for warm nights and road trips — breathable, quick-drying, and built to keep its shape after many rides. Let it be the loud, confident piece you reach for when you want to stand out at bike nights, city cruises, or late-evening hangs by the river.

Product features
- 100% brushed polyester for lightweight, quick-drying comfort
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem
- Size and care info printed inside the collar (no scratchy tags)
- Light fabric weight (175 g/m²) keeps the print vivid without bulk
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

Size Chart

MEN’S / UNISEX TEES

Unisex fit · Measured flat

S | Chest 18" | Length 28"

M | Chest 20" | Length 29"

L | Chest 22" | Length 30"

XL | Chest 24" | Length 31"

2X | Chest 26" | Length 32"

3X | Chest 28" | Length 33"

4X | Chest 30" | Length 34"

WOMEN’S TEES

Fitted cut · Size up for a relaxed fit

S | Chest 17" | Length 26"

M | Chest 18" | Length 27"

L | Chest 20" | Length 28"

XL | Chest 21" | Length 29"

2X | Chest 23" | Length 30"

3X | Chest 24" | Length 32"

UNISEX PULL-OVER HOODIES

S | Chest 22" | Length 26"

M | Chest 23" | Length 27"

L | Chest 24" | Length 28"

XL | Chest 25" | Length 28"

2X | Chest 26" | Length 29"

3X | Chest 27" | Length 29"

4X | Chest 29" | Length 31"

UNISEX ZIP-UP HOODIES

S | Chest 26" | Length 26"

M | Chest 23" | Length 27"

L | Chest 24" | Length 28"

XL | Chest 26" | Length 29"

2X | Chest 28" | Length 30"

BIG AND TALL SIZES

HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE

S | Chest 24" | Length 26"

M | Chest 25" | Length 27"

L | Chest 26" | Length 28"

XL | Chest 28" | Length 29"

2X | Chest 29" | Length 30"

3XL | Chest 30" | Length 29"

4X | Chest 31" | Length 30"

Regular price $44.95 USD
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AFTER CHECKOUT:

EMAIL CUSTOMIZATION REQUESTS TO:

bigboytoysgear@gmail.com or Call/text 617-657-9907.

PERSONALIZE YOUR SHIRT

ADD YOUR NICK NAMES OR CLUB NAME
Front - Max 15 characters
Back: Max 15 characters
Sleeve: Max 12 characters

CUSTOM VEHICLE EDITION

Designed for riders who want a one-of-a-kind statement piece. Your vehicle is custom matched and integrated into the design with complete layout control and text placement as requested.

PLEASE INCLUDE CLEAR PHOTOS OF YOUR VEHICLE FROM MULTIPLE ANGLES along with any specific colors, club names, lighting preferences, or design requests.

Design work begins once photos and customization requirements are received.

COMMUNICATION

We will send design samples for your review and approval before production begins. Your input is required to finalize the design. Orders remain on hold until approval is received.

PRODUCTION AND DELIVERY TIME

All customized orders require additional design and production time. Estimated delivery time: 14 after completion of design.

Please double-check spelling before checkout. Custom pieces are final sale.